wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

lucillesballs:

steal her look: woman who has sucked more cock than you ever will in your whole life (bitch)
saint laurent silk shirt ($2,250)
adriano goldschmied legging ankle jeans ($300)
tom ford eyeglasses ($125)
yossi harari 24k gold bangle ($6,000)
pink tourmaline dangle earrings ($342.99)
18k gold rolex watch ($10,995)
18kt gold wedding ring ($1,435) 

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth